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Alert Demotivational Poster


TAGS: red alert 3 games communism
Rating: 2.58/5

More motifakes by The7thGuest

SS - August 30, 2009, 6:45 pm
Screw you, only 2 girls from that pic are from the Soviet faction.
jake - June 3, 2009, 5:10 pm
living in a post-Soviet country, I can tell you that yes, it IS all bad! (buy the women ARE incredibly h**...)

TERRORISM - everyone is being vigilant

TAGS: terror alerts
Rating: 4.71/5

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commihameha - August 26, 2011, 1:26 am
Scots: mess with them and they'll throw a tree at you. :D
GySgt1811 - June 4, 2011, 8:25 pm
Airman - the French! 1) Run, 2)Hide, 3) Surrender, and, 4) Collaborate.
440wakeup - May 25, 2011, 8:56 am
perfect example of the coalition of the willing
forseti - May 25, 2011, 3:06 am
ROFLMAO! The Scots rock!
house - May 24, 2011, 7:54 pm
Loved it, 5L. So true with the Aussies but even if the BBQ was cancelled we'd still just sit inside, drink beer and watch the footy
Greeny - May 24, 2011, 7:34 pm
5L - it would be 6L had it included Canada!

CRAP - I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up "Wish I Had Life Alert Now"

TAGS: crap life alert
Rating: 4.23/5

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SPOILER ALERT! - Jesus dies at the end.

TAGS: jesus bible spoiler alert dies
Rating: 3.07/5

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DrSynth - March 7, 2011, 6:45 pm
actually at the end he comes back
boeweizer - November 18, 2010, 2:09 am
but don't worry he comes back

PARANOID! - I Am Not Paranoid, I Am Just Very Very Alert.

Spoiler Alert! -

TAGS: cat book spoiler alert tuna
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - March 1, 2015, 6:23 am
Good to see you back, BM. where you been?

Spoiler Alert -

TAGS: spoiler alert spock returns movie
Rating: 4.43/5

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mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:53 am
Thanks, Ism! This is excellent!! 5L!


TAGS: jesus spoiler alert religion bible holy sacred
Rating: 2.57/5

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Alphareign - December 3, 2011, 6:13 am
Clearly someone hasn't read the Bible.
Agnostic - May 28, 2009, 12:49 am
He dies? At the end ?? ... Man! I was waiting for the new movie and YOU ruined the end!!! Now I will hope at least for some nice sepcial effects and the car chase scene. =/
Hector - February 17, 2009, 7:33 am
Nah, at the end is proof that you have to be careful which mushrooms you eat.
Anonymous2 - February 16, 2009, 6:28 pm
No he doesn't that's at the end of each of the gospels. At the end, he comes back.

LIFE ALERT - I've fallen and I can't get up!

TAGS: demotivation demotivate demotivational silent hill life alert
Rating: 2.43/5

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Sniperzoo - March 30, 2009, 9:33 pm
right when i clicked on this the life alert commercial came on! lmao
Me - February 8, 2009, 1:47 pm
Almost spit my water out too funny.
Nobody - October 25, 2008, 12:27 am
b****in' picture. And I LOL'ed heavily at the caption. Well done!

LIFEALERT CALL CENTER EMPLOYEES - Rest assured that when you "have chest pain," or you "have fallen and can't get up," the highly-trained staff on the other end is wearing a tie. That means he's professional.

TAGS: help i ve fallen and i can t get uo fail owned life alert old bat
Rating: 2.43/5

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Jmac0585 - October 20, 2009, 11:15 am
Maybe I should have added the bitter lady from the newer commercial.

LIFE ALERT - Now making stylish beenies.


TAGS: red alert voyage
Rating: 4.94/5

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dbeatham - December 5, 2010, 9:50 pm
Awsume,how many got the reference?
rogueagent - October 16, 2010, 5:53 am
Smeging brilliant. I'm the senior officer of this ship if I want Red alert I'll smeging have it.
hootizz - October 15, 2010, 5:41 pm
Ahhahaha..., love it..!! with brown alert is there also a smell that goes with that..??
flint - October 15, 2010, 5:06 pm
ah ha! a connoisseur.... well smoke me a kipper...
Arkot - October 15, 2010, 5:02 pm
forget red alert, go all the way up to brown alert

RECENT SIGHTINGS - Have forced us to raise the Cubby alert status !!

TAGS: cubby cubbybear alert status recent sightings amber sign
Rating: 2.67/5

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Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 5:22 pm
Errr... That's p***bear, sorry.